May 27
Helen Keller goes on a blind date
*ba dum tss*
i don’t see how this is funny
neither did she
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May 27
That awkward moment when you’re washing your hands and your sleeve starts falling down
so you’re like:
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May 27
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
he’s in a butter place now
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